09.16.07
Crochet Limericks
Tracie has started a weekly blog prompt for crocheters called Stitch Stirrers. This week’s prompt is to write a limerick about crochet.
Let’s see if I can use a little CLR to scrub up my rusty rhyming skillz:
There once was a girl named Kazumi,
Who made and sold amigurumi.
She stitched Donald Duck,
But was plumb out of luck,
Disney attacked; she said, “Sue me!”
and I know that Tracie said, “No man from Nantucket!” but I’m nothing but contrary:
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all of his yarn in a bucket.
He had quite the cache,
His friends envied his stash,
and when he turned ’round, they all snuck it.
and lastly,
A Captain named Hook was irascible,
And his booty of yarn was immatchable.
His skills, they were strong,
But his gauge was all wrong,
“I wish that this thing were detachable!”